Irish ceili fundraiser was a huge success
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| Hundreds of Irish eyes were smiling at the traditional Irish ceili
that took place at the Mounds Theatre on March 19. Photo
by Fred Kaphingst |
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Irish music and Irish dancers filled the Mounds Theatre. Hundreds
of people attended a traditional Irish ceili featuring well-known Irish
band Barra on Friday, March 19th. Many Dayton’s Bluff residents attended
the event for the music, the dancing, to be with their neighbors at a community
event or just to see the beautifully renovated theatre.
A ceili is a traditional Irish dance, much like a traditional
American square dance in which people of all ages are encouraged to join
in line and square dances. And join in they did.
Barra’s vocalist Carrie Oberg gave outstanding performances
of many Irish ballads from the British Isles. The Biddies performed
several traditional Irish dances on stage, dressed in very non-traditional
costumes. The crowd was also treated to the sounds of bagpipes resonating
throughout the theatre. Briefly stepping out of character, Barra
played a couple of country western tunes and sang Happy Birthday to one
of the people in the audience.
Saint Paul City Councilmember Kathy Lantry said, “I have
never been so proud of Dayton’s Bluff. This event is wonderful.” State
Representative Sheldon Johnson (67B) was also pleased to see so many East
Side people at the theatre.
The event was a fundraiser for the Dayton’s Bluff Community
Council. Council President Dave Murphy stated, “This is the beginning of
even greater community participation in Dayton’s Bluff and the Community
Council is looking forward to having more great events.”
Raeann Ruth, executive director of the Mounds Theatre
Company, was pleased with the turn out for the event and the partnership
between her group and the Dayton’s Bluff Community Council. She stated
that she would be happy to work with the Community Council on future activities.
MHHA's
Volunteer of the Year Award
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| Mel
Velsihek, a volunteer at Health-East Care Center - Marian of St.
Paul wins Volunteer of the Year award. Photo by Robert Johnstone |
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By Robert E. Johnstone
Mel Velsihek, a Volunteer with HealthEast Care Center
- Marian of Saint Paul in St. Paul, has been named the Minnesota Health
& Housing Alliance’s District G “Volunteer of the Year.” This award
is given annually to a volunteer or auxilian in each of MHHA’s seven geographic
districts. The award honors individuals who go “above and beyond” to enhance
and enrich the quality of life for seniors in their communities; who have
demonstrated their commitment to Minnesota’s elderly; and have shown exceptional
service to a MHHA-member facility and their residents.
Mel Velsihek is a retiree of Xcel Energy, formerly Northern
States Power Company (NSP) and is actively involved with Pioneers In Public
Service (PIPS) retiree volunteer program. Mel was instrumental in establishing
Xcel Energy’s PIPS program more than 14 years ago.
Velsihek has been a Volunteer at Marian of Saint Paul
for 11 years. He was nominated in part because of the magic he brings into
the lives of the seniors. He loves to play all the old time favorites on
the organ and act as the master of ceremonies for our weekly sing-alongs.
He has such a special relationship with the elders that he is able to touch
their hearts with his music and their souls with his charm.
Each year the Marian Care Center employees and volunteers
spend a week building a “Land of Oz” set to enhance the Halloween
experience for youngsters in the neighborhood. Velsihek acts as the general
contractor to pull the project together, delighting elders and children
alike. Approximately 600 children came to the Marian Center to trick-or-treat
last year, and the elders enjoyed the opportunity to interact and admire
the costumes of each and every one.
It is with a grateful heart that we acknowledge Mel Velsihek
as MHHA Volunteer of the Year.
HealthEast Care Center
and Residence - Marian of Saint Paul is a member of the Minnesota Health
& Housing Alliance, a statewide association of over 580 not-for-profit
nursing home and senior housing providers. MHHA members are dedicated to
providing quality care and services to older Minnesotans and to helping
older persons live as independently as possible.
Dayton's Bluff Council calls for volunteers
The Dayton’s Bluff District 4 Community Council needs
volunteers to serve in committees and help out with community events.
The organization is currently in need of volunteers to serve in its green
space, fundraising, communication/outreach, arts and culture, and district
planning committees. Committees meet at least once per month for a couple
hours. Most of the meetings take place in the evenings. The
organization also sponsors events throughout the year and needs people
to help out. Events that need help are fundraisers, the neighborhood home
tour, the neighborhood clean up, National Night Out, and the Good Neighbors
code enforcement program. There is no long-term commitment so give
us a call and make a difference.
The Dayton’s Bluff District 4 Community is a community
based organization, located at 798 East 7th Street, St. Paul, MN
55106, with the mission to advocate for the community, advise government,
provide information, and undertake action to promote, cultivate, and set
in motion conditions, programs, and ideas for the recreational, housing,
educational, economic, and social needs for the betterment of the community.
To learn more about the organization, please go to www.daytonsbluff.org
or call us at 651-772-2075.
XAV TAU NEJ KEV PAB
Yog koj muaj sij hawm pab peb lub koom haum no thov koj
hu tuaj rau peb vim tias peb xav tau koj kev pab. Peb lub koom haum hu
ua Dayton’s Bluff District 4 Community Council xav tau neeg tuaj pab peb
dhia dej num ua zoo rau peb lub zos nyob no. Peb xav tau kev pab
xws li ua npauj nyob rau hauv cov committees ib yam li kev txuag xyoo ntoo
thiab dej, kev khwv nyiaj los pab lub koom haum, tsaj tawm rau ib tsoom
niam txiv pej xeem txog lub koom haum cov dej num, kev khaws thiab txhwb
kos dhuab, thiab kev tawm tswj yim los mus pab tswj lub zos Dayton’s Bluff
kom haum txhua leej txhua tus niam txiv pej xeem siab. Tsis tas li
ntawv xwb xav tau kev pab dhia dej num thaum lub koom haum ua kev khwv
nyiaj txiag, qhib tsev rau niam txiv pej xeem saib, khaws thiab sau khib
nyiab, niam txiv pej xeem tuaj sib kom tiv thaiv kev phem nyob ntawv zej
zog, thiab pab rau qhov program saib khib nyiab thiab kev huv si ntawv
tej vaj tse. Sij hawm sib ntsib thiab sib tham nyob ntawv cov committees
tsua siv li ib mus rau ob teev tauj hli xwb nyob rau thaum yam tsau ntuj.
Kev kom tes thiab kev pab no koj xav tsum thaum twg los tau.
Lub koom Dayton’s Bluff District 4 Community Council qhov
chaw nyob yog 798 East Seventh Street, nroog St. Paul, 55106. Lub
koom lub hoom phej yog mus pab niam txiv pej nyob rau ntawv taj chaw Dayton’s
Bluff no. Xav paub ntxiv, thov mus saib peb nyob rau hauv internet
www.daytonsbluff.org los yog hu rau peb tus xov tooj yog 651-772-2075.
National Night Out Poster Contest
East Side artists and would-be artists of all ages
are invited to design a National Night Out poster. National Night Out (NNO),
America’s Night Out Against Crime, will be on August 3rd this year.
Prizes will be awarded for the best poster in each of
the following categories:
· Pre-school through 3rd grade
· 4th through 6th grade
· 7th through 12th grade
· Adult
Posters will be displayed in local businesses, libraries, and community
centers. The deadline for the contest is May 7, 2004. Prizes will
be given out in mid-May.
Use your imagination.
Posters should be between 8 ½” by 11” and 11” by
17” in size. (These are standard paper sizes.) You may use paints, magic
markers, colors, colored pencils, or any other drawing or coloring tools.
Here are some themes that can be used:
The National Night Out theme this year is identity theft.
You may want to use that as your theme. But you can use another theme -
whatever NNO means to you: neighbors at a barbecue, kids playing games,
neighbors gardening together, police officer chatting with neighbors.
How to enter:
Bring or send your poster to the Dayton’s Bluff Community
Council offices at 798 East 7th Street (between Margaret and Sinnen), Saint
Paul MN 55106. The deadline is May 1, 2004. For more information
call Karin DuPaul at 651-772-2075.
What is National Night Out?
National Night Out is designed to heighten awareness of
crime and drug prevention efforts, to generate support for and participation
in local anticrime programs, to strengthen neighborhood spirit and police-community
partnerships, and to send a message to criminals that neighborhoods are
organized and fighting back.
Each year, families, neighbors, neighborhood groups, and
block clubs celebrate National Night Out with a variety of events, such
as a neighborhood barbecue, a neighborhood garden tour, a fish fry, bands
playing music, a softball game, root beer floats, etc. Over 30 million
people in more than 9,000 communities nationwide have a variety of events
and activities celebrating National Night Out. Neighbors spend the evening
getting to know neighbors. Talk to your neighbors and find a way to celebrate
National Night Out that fits your neighborhood.
Grocery Give-Away
A Grocery Give-Away will take place on Saturday, April
17 from 10:30 a.m. to noon at Mounds Park United Methodist Church,
Euclid and Earl. Free produce, dry goods and bread items will be
given to anyone who can use them. No registration or sign-up is necessary.
Sponsored by United Methodist churches on St. Paul's east side.
Dayton's Bluff Take a Hike
Dayton’s Bluff Take a Hike meets on the first Saturday of every
month at 10:30 a.m. in Indian Mounds Park at Earl Street and Mounds Blvd.
Join us on April 3 for the
next hike.
We hike from Mounds Park through Swede Hollow Park and
then walk the length of the Bruce Vento Recreational Trail (formerly the
Phalen Creek Recreational Trail) to its end, near Phalen Park.
The hike is about 6 miles with some moderately rough
terrain. Near Johnson Parkway and Maryland, transportation will be available
to return to Mounds Park or you may hike back if you wish.
Join recreational trail supporters and explore this recreational
trail. The paved trail runs from East 7th Street and Payne Avenue through
Swede Hollow to Phalen Park. Dayton’s Bluff Take a Hike started in December
of 1990 and over the years hundreds of people have attended these events.
For more info, call 776-0550.
2004 Dayton's Bluff Neighborhood Home
Tour
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| This
home at 757 E. Sixth St. is one of the many houses that will be open for
display during the 2004 Dayton’s Bluff Home Tour on May 1 and 2. |
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The 2004 Dayton’s Bluff Home Tour will be held on Saturday,
May 1st from 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. and Sunday,
May 2nd from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. It is part of the Minneapolis
– St. Paul Home Tour sponsored by the Minneapolis Neighborhood Revitalization
Program (NRP). The Home Tour is free of charge and open to the public.
The tour features beautiful Italianate and Victorian homes,
a carriage house that was moved in pieces from Rice and Marion Streets
to Dayton’s Bluff, and the Mound’s Theatre - the Arts & Culture Center
of Dayton’s Bluff.
The Second Annual Dayton’s Bluff Art Show will be held
during the Home Tour in the Mounds Theatre. Visitors are welcome
to stop by. It will feature local artists who work in a variety of
mediums. If you are an artist interested in showing your art call Karin
at 651-772-2075.
We can always use volunteers to help with the Home Tour.
Volunteering consists mostly of greeting people at the door to give out
brochures and information about Dayton’s Bluff, and helping the homeowners
for a few hours either day. If you’re interested, please call Jean
at 651-772-5514.
If you would like to learn more about Dayton’s Bluff join
the monthly Dayton’s Bluff Take a Hike, starting at 10:30 a.m. on Saturday May
1st at Mounds Boulevard and Earl Street in Indian Mounds Park.
The group will take the regular tour through historic Swede Hollow and
then visit some of the home tour stops on the way back to the starting
point. Take advantage of this great opportunity to learn some history
about the area and visit a few homes besides.
For more information call Karin at 651-772-2075.
Also on May 1st
from 9:30 to 2:30, the Dayton’s Bluff Recreation Center at 790 Conway is
having a Kid’s Garage Sale.
NNO street permits: Act now!
Neighborhood groups and block clubs planning to celebrate National
Night Out (NNO) and wanting to have the event in the street should start
the permit process early. Permit applications need to be in 60 days
(June 3rd) before the event. National Night Out is on Tuesday, August 3
this year.
To make the process easier for community people, the Saint
Paul Police Department has made it possible for all 19 community councils
in Saint Paul to have a notary in the community council’s offices.
Dayton’s Bluff Community Council has a Notary Public on staff to help make
the Street Use Petition process easier
The Police Department is also asking that neighborhood
groups and block clubs get their requests for police to attend National
Night Out events in to their community council early this year. Please
call Karin at 651-772-2075 for more information.
Mounds Park Clean Up
There will be a St. Paul Park’s Clean Up on Sat. April 17, 9:00-12:00.
Volunteers can meet at Mound’s Boulevard and Earl Street at 9:00 a.m.
Trash bags will be distributed. Wear gloves. For more information
visit: http://www.ci.stpaul.mn.us/depts/parks/.
There will also be a clean up at Swede Hollow Park.
Call 772-2075.
Garden artisans needed
The Greening Dayton’s Bluff committee is looking for crafters
and artists to display their wares at the Greening Dayton’s Bluff Plant
Sale and Exchange on Saturday, May 15. Space will be available to vendors
of decorative and functional garden accessories such as birdfeeders, planters,
trellises, birdhouses, or outdoor furniture. The event will be held
at the Maria Bates Rain Garden Park on the corners of East 7th Street and
Bates from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. To reserve your space call Karin at 651-772-2075.
Compost bin offered
Residents from six metro counties including Ramsey and Washington
counties can purchase a compost bin at a greatly reduced rate of $30 (an
$80.00 value). The price also includes a book on backyard composting
and a 2-gallon closeable bucket for temporary storage of kitchen waste
for composting.
Residents must reserve their compost bin package prior
to pickup events. Order online at www.GreenGuardian.com or by calling
651-292-3933. Participants can pick up their compost bins at any
one of 11 locations in the metro area. The two Saint Paul area pick
ups are on Friday, May 21, 2004 from noon to 7:00 pm at Aldrich Arena on
White Bear Avenue and on Saturday, April 24, 2004 from 9 am to 3 pm at
the State Fair Grounds near Snelling Avenue
Payment is not required at this time. Residents
will pay for their preordered bin when they come to pick it up (cash or
check only). Limit one compost bin per household. Compost bins
currently available are a different style than those offered through this
program in previous years. The new bins have 13.5 cubic feet of capacity,
measure 45” high and are 22” square. They come disassembled, in a
box that easily fit into any car.
This program is sponsored by The Solid Waste Management
Coordinating Board and GreenGuardian.com.
Graffiti Alert
Areas of Dayton’s Bluff have recently been hit hard by
graffiti. If you find graffiti on your property call the police at 651-291-1111.
The police will come out to write a report and document the graffiti. If
you see graffiti somewhere in the neighborhood call Citizens Service at
266-8989 and they will send the owner a letter and report it to the police.
Saint Paul has an excellent program for having graffiti removed in a short
amount of time when it is reported. Removing graffiti as soon as possible
is key to reducing the amount of graffiti that will recur.
"A Garden of Savings" benefits domestic
violence prevention
The Junior League of Saint Paul, Inc.’s (JLSP)
“A Garden of Savings“ Spring Sale begins at 8:00 a.m. on Saturday, April
24th at the Charles M. Schulz-Highland Arena in St. Paul. Bargain hunters
will find hundreds of new and gently used household and gardening items
at this one-day event.
Gardening supplies, clothing, tools, sporting
goods, books, toys, picture frames, household items, small furniture items,
antiques and collectibles will be available. The sale provides an opportunity
for the community to purchase high quality merchandise at affordable garage
sale prices. Proceeds support The Junior League of Saint Paul, Inc. and
its projects and services.
Sale hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m.
Entry into the sale is free. A Bag Sale will be offered beginning at 1:00
p.m. The sale will close briefly at 12:45 p.m. for reorganization. Bags
will be sold for $4.00 each or 3 for $10.00. Buyers who purchase a shopping
bag may take any remaining items that will fit into that bag.
The Charles M. Schulz-Highland Arena is
located at 800 South Snelling Avenue in St. Paul. Parking is free.
The prevention of domestic violence and
abuse has been a focus of JLSP’s community programming for over a decade.
In June of 2003, JLSP began collaborating with Women’s Advocates, the nation’s
first battered women’s shelter. Recreational and educational activities
for the Women’s Advocates’ residents, physical improvements to the shelter’s
community areas including an updated teen room and a children’s reading
program have all been implemented through the work of trained JLSP volunteers.
For over 85 years, The Junior League of
Saint Paul, Inc. has been involved in programs that change lives. The Junior
League is for all women who want to make a difference. For more information,
visit www.jlsp.org or call (651) 291-7377.
Cub Scouts are "Scouting for Food"
Cub Scout Pack 217, chartered by Mounds Park United Methodist
Church, is collecting donations for the semi-annual “Scouting for Food”
food drive in April. Bags for donations will be delivered to area
residents (in an area bordered by Minnehaha, Johnson Parkway, Earl St.
and Hudson Rd.) on Saturday, April 17. Pickup will be between 9 AM
and Noon on Saturday, April 24. Collected food items will be donated
to the Merrick Community Food Shelf.
The Pack will also be part of the City’s Spring Park Cleanup
at Indian Mounds Park on Saturday, April 17.
Cub Scout Pack 217 recently celebrated its 50th birthday.
For more information about Cub Scout Pack 217, or for information on joining
Cub Scouts, contact Cubmaster Eric Buck (651-772-2564) or Committee Chair
Andrew Riemer (651-772-6836).
Bruce Vento Nature Sactuary Update
Friends of Swede Hollow (FOSH) will feature a community
update on the progress of the Bruce Vento Nature Sanctuary in Lower Phalen
Creek at their next meeting on Monday, April 5, 2004 at 7:00 p.m. in the
Dayton’s Bluff Community Council meeting room at 798 East 7th Street at
the corner of 7th and Margaret Streets.
Bruce Vento Nature Sanctuary is the area below and south
of the 3rd Street Bridge. Bruce Vento is one of Saint Paul newest parks,
which is a reclaimed natural area that will connect the Mississippi River
with Bruce Vento Regional Trail and Swede Hollow Park.
Learn about the status of soil remediation, wetland grading
and cultural resources work on the Bruce Vento Nature Sanctuary:
City of Saint Paul Parks and Recreation staff will provide
an update, gather input and answer questions on this exciting project that
is creating a wonderful new public park between St. Paul’s East Side and
Lowertown neighborhoods. For more information, contact Sarah Clark by phone
at 651/290-0002; email her at sclarkmmc@comcast.net or visit www.phalencreek.org.
Tour the Bruce Vento Nature Sanctuary
Get an advance look at Saint Paul’s newest park and trail! Situated
between Saint Paul’s East Side and Lowertown neighborhoods, the Bruce Vento
Nature Sanctuary has a rich and varied history, and an array of unique
ecological features.
When: April 24, 10 a.m. to noon
Where: Meet in Lowertown at the Black Dog Café,
306 Prince Street
Cost: Free
Enjoy a guided tour and discussion of the historic uses
of this land, and the community-led efforts underway to connect our Saint
Paul neighborhoods with new trails, and restore the wetlands, forests and
prairies that once thrived in this area. Come prepared for walking
on flat but rough terrain. The tour will return to Lowertown in time for
the start of the St. Paul Art Crawl!
This free tour is sponsored by the Capitol River Council,
Historic Saint Paul, Dayton’s Bluff Community Council and Lower Phalen
Creek Project. For more information, contact Sarah Clark at 651/290-0002,
email sclarkmmc@comcast.net or visit
The Housing Alliance Law Office helps
tenants get the repairs they need
Project HALO (Housing Alliance Law Office) is a community
law office in Dayton’s Bluff that focuses on helping tenants enforce their
rights to decent, habitable housing. If you are a tenant whose landlord
will not make the necessary repairs to your home, you can contact our office
for legal advice and representation. In many cases we can help get
your landlord to make repairs, and get you temporarily relocated if there
is an emergency repair that must be fixed or if your home is condemned
for something you did not cause.
Project HALO also offers periodic training on tenants’
rights and how to enforce them, including information on evictions and
how to get repairs. The Housing Alliance Law Office is located in
the Dayton’s Bluff Community Council Building at 798 E. Seventh St., St.
Paul, MN 55106. For more information on HALO legal services or any
of the upcoming tenant education trainings, contact the Community Outreach
Coordinator at (651) 771-9323. The Housing Alliance Law Office is
a project of Southern Minnesota Regional Legal Services, Inc.
Mounds Theatre Jam!
Students in grades 3 through 6 have an opportunity to
attend workshops on their favorite theatrical topics including improv,
stage combat, make-up, movement, songwriting, and more!
The Mounds Theatre Jam will be offered at the Mounds Theatre,
1029 Hudson Road on two Saturdays, April 17 and May 15. Each session
lasts from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Bring a lunch and enjoy a day of fun-filled
hands-on learning.
Each session costs only $35. Register for one day
or both. Deadlines are April 1 and May1.
Call the Mounds Theatre at 651-772-2253 or visit their
website at www.moundstheatre.org.
The Clothes Line - Uniforms: Yesterday,
today, and tomorrow
While shopping a local thrift store recently for work clothes,
I ran across John T. Molloy’s 1977 The Woman’s Dress for Success Book.
I couldn’t resist. I recalled lunch breaks reading Mr. Molloy’s column
in the Minneapolis Star Tribune
when I worked for a local manufacturer and worldwide distributor of chemical
products. Production workers (like me), machinists, and warehouse workers
wore uniforms: navy blue pants, light-blue long-sleeved blouses, each with
a red-on-white name patch appliquéd above the right breast pocket,
and steel-toed boots.
In the break room we shared with engineers, sales representatives,
and company executives, I used to read Mr. Malloy’s column thinking how
lucky I was to have a uniform. I was thankful that I could show up wearing
anything I liked, change into my work clothes, get them dirty, and leave
them there. My professional wardrobe was chosen, supplied, mended, and
laundered by a team of professionals. But even a team of professionals
couldn’t make the pants that were designed for men fit properly on me.
The pants I got were either too baggy for physical comfort or too short
for psychological comfort.
Now I work in the office of a laboratory and have to supply
my own work clothes. Although I’m neither a scientist nor an engineer,
I checked Molloy’s 1977 advice for women who aspire to success in these
fields. He recommended that “a solid-colored dark skirt and a light-colored
blouse” be worn under the lab coat, and “skin-colored pantyhose and traditional
pumps with about an inch-and-a-half heel” be worn below the skirt. Women
who work “in scientific laboratory jobs may also wear dresses.”
In the lab where I work, everyone wears pants. Scientists
are allowed to wear dresses or skirts only if the hems reach the ankle.
The one time I did wear a dress (I had to go to a wake after work), co-workers
asked why I was so dressed up. I don’t recall if I had to enter any of
the laboratory areas that day, but knee-high boots protected my shins from
that chance acid spill. Boots with a skirt are generally a losing combination
according to Mr. Molloy’s 1977 advice.
Back then he wrote, “A society in which people in power
are intent on keeping women barefoot, pregnant, and as far from the boardroom
as possible cannot design clothes for women who have serious executive
ambition.” At a time when “suit-and-tie” jobs were just becoming
available to women, Molloy advocated for the skirted suit as the counterpart
to the traditional “businessmen’s uniform.”
Uniforms are great when they suit the work — and the worker.
The introduction of uniforms to the chemical production environment was
a real advance for the men and women who work these jobs. And although
I appreciated the services of Ameripride Linen and Apparel, I wondered
why my weekly uniform deliveries never included pants designed for women.
My name appeared on all my shirts, but the pants said “50% polyester, 50%
uncomfortable. Made for someone else.” Maybe by the time Mr. Molloy publishes
his next Dress for Success book, uniforms will actually fit.
Sarah Ryan lives in the Dayton’s
Bluff Community. You can reach her by e-mail at sr@lakecast.com or send
mail to the Dayton’s Bluff District Forum, 798 E. 7th Street, St. Paul,
MN 55106
Hispanics have something special to
give...
Did you know that close to 65% of Hispanics have Type
“O” blood? Although all blood types are needed daily to meet the needs
of hospital patients, Type “O” negative blood is special because it can
be transfused safely in an emergency situation to any other blood type.
That’s why we at the American Red Cross Blood Services want to hear from
YOU.
The need for blood is real. Every two seconds someone
needs blood. Every minute, patients use more than 36 units of blood or
blood products. Every day, approximately 40,000 units of blood are used
throughout the country. The American Red Cross in this area alone needs
to collect blood from about 1,000 volunteers a day in order to meet the
needs of hospital patients throughout the upper Midwest.
Here’s how you can help do your part to ensure that your
family and friends will always have the life-saving blood on hand when
they may need it:
1. Call (651-291-4607) or 1-800-GIVE LIFE (448-3543) to schedule your
appointment to donate blood and continue donating on a regular basis (you
may safely donate every 56 days);
2. Encourage others you know to donate blood and bring a first-time
blood donor with you on your next donation date;
3. Schedule a blood drive at your business, club, school, or
church.
Remember, the one pint of blood you donate may help two
to three lives when it’s separated into its components.
Donating blood is safe and easy. The whole process only
takes about an hour. Most healthy people who are 17 years old or older,
weigh at least 110 pounds, have not had hepatitis since age 11 and
are not at risk for the HIV/AIDS virus are eligible to give blood.
For more information about donating blood and/or hosting
a blood drive, please call 612-252-1064 or 612-296-1688. Thank you in advance
for giving someone a second chance at a happier, healthier life!
Elder's Wisdom, Children's Song
Four classes at Dayton's Bluff Elementary School had a
very special project this year. They planned a community celebration of
place, Elder’s Wisdom, Children’s Song under the leadership of Larry Long.
For a few weeks in December they became interviewers, songwriters and performers.
The students worked on the state standards of speaking, listening, reading
and writing during the process. Larry Long led the children as they practiced
interviewing skills and talked about the importance of learning and respecting
the Elders of the community.
The program highlighted the lives of four elders from four different
cultures and life experiences. Each class interviewed an elder with the
help of their teacher and Larry Long. The interviews took one to two hours
with the children asking the questions from their planning sessions.
The whole school attended the program as well as parents,
visitors and community members. Principal Von Sheppard welcomed everyone
to the event and the MC was long time Dayton’s Bluff resident and respected
community leader Steve Trimble. The children from the four classes put
on the program. They did an excellent job, speaking about the lives of
the elders and then singing the song they wrote about each elder. You could
see the pride and caring in the children’s performance. The audience sang
along and enjoyed the show. It was a heartwarming experience for everyone.
Over the next four issues we will feature one of the elders.
We will print the interview and the song lyrics starting with Zolena Wynne.
Interview
My name is Zolena Wynne. I was born on January 26, 1959
in Williamsburg, Virginia. My parents are Mattie and Thomas Wynne. They
are both deceased. I have seven brothers and sisters. We lived in a little
shack that my father built himself.
I lived in Washington D.C. for 16 years. I moved to Minnesota
in 1993. I really enjoy being here. The kids are my life. I love to sing
and to do things with kids. I love to be happy.
I started working at Dayton’s Bluff School when my daughter
was in kindergarten. I told the school, “I’m not leaving my daughter.”
They said, “Ms. please go home.” I didn’t, so I started volunteering at
the school. I wouldn’t leave the school and I haven’t since.
My father told me, “You make your bed hard, you’re going
to lay in your bed hard.” I don’t like to ask people for help. I’ve had
a lot of tough days. Now my days are smooth days.
I’m almost 50 and I can enjoy my life. I might go back
to school and become a social worker. I might get for Dayton’s Bluff kids.
I just want to keep the school going and keep the kids together.
What keeps me together is reading the Bible. My advice
to others is: Stay in school and do the best you can. If you need help
ask someone here, everyone here has time to help you. Listen to your parents
it will pay off in the long run.
Song
“All Of You Should Be Grateful”
(Inspired by Ms. Zolena Wynne)
I was born in Virginia
In a little country shack
No running water, just an outhouse
With a garden around back
(Chorus)
All of you should be grateful
For what you have today
Each of you, going way back
Descendants of serfs or slaves
At 4 a.m., picking cotton
And strawberries in the field.
Youngest of seven brothers and sisters
I sure miss Mom’s home cooked meals
(Chorus)
I would pull on mother’s tall legs
Wherever mom went, I went too
Talking back, mom would chase you
Down the pathway with a broom
(Chorus)
Pork chops, bacon,
pig’s feet and pig’s ears
Chitluns sure taste good today
Ham hocks, dinner rolls,
corn bread, chicken,
Peaches, apples and grapes
Killing pigs, take the guts out
I know what it’s all about
Milking cows, eggs from the chicken
Time to scream and shout
(Chorus)
My dad was a preacher
At Chicihominy Baptist Church.
He would pray and read scripture
For the good Lord we sang and worked
(Chorus)
Mother she died from a stroke
Her blood pressure was too high
She was my friend, my soul mate
It was hard to say good-bye
On Sunday I still remember
She passed out on the ground
They came by for the last look
Time don’t change what I feel now
(Chorus)
Words & music by Mr. Wilson’s
5th Grade Class of Dayton’s Bluff Achievement Plus Elementary School and
Larry Long
Connie Keithahn's attic is a place
for artists to gather
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| Connie
Keithahn won an award for this watercolor titled: “Koi Fish” |
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By J. Wittenberg
“I’ve been painting all my life,” Connie Keithahn said,
who reminisced of her childhood and of her mother telling her children
never to interrupt while she was engaged in any creative activities. Indeed,
her mother needed to concentrate, and thus she told them to be good little
boys and girls, and to paint and draw.
“I do much the same work today, as I did then as a child
... painting scenes and trees, and animals,” Connie said.
In 1989, Ms. Keithahn arrived back in St. Paul from California-
where her world was ruled by making and spending money. By returning to
the northland, she found her creative spirit renewed. “I wanted to paint
autumn colors,” Connie said.
In the mid ‘90s, Connie took studio painting courses at
Century College, where she formed some lasting friendships with her classmates,
and which led to their decision to form their very own painting group.
They decided to meet once a month: to paint and enjoy each other’s artistic
company. The sessions have taken place in Connie’s attic, whither they
derive their group name: the Attic Artists.
“It’s just about getting together and painting,” Connie
said. The group may also boast of community exhibits of some merit, including
displays at the now defunct basement gallery in the bowels of the old Phalen
Village Bank, and in Metropolitan State’s Founders Hall reception area,
where the 2003 reception brought in over 600 people! Connie won the People’s
Choice Award at this extravaganza for her watercolor titled: “Koi Fish”
Connie works at Metropolitan State as a testing coordinator,
but painting in watercolors is her true passion. During this past summer
of ’03, she was awarded a scholarship at the Split Rock Arts program for
a whole week of painting with the famous Taoist watercolorist Cheng Khee
Chee. There they painted from 8 in the morning until 11 at night! And thus
I take my hat off to all of these hardy souls.
“He just blew me away,” Connie said of this Singapore
Guru. “He made me paint bigger and looser ... to make the paint work more,
and glob on the color and remove excess with a sponge. He has freed me
from old stereotypical watercolor techniques and encumbrances. He painted
wet on wet and told us to paint what we know, to paint what you have a
passion to paint.”
Of her subject matter, Connie said, “I rarely have anything
in mind when I start a painting, and I can’t repeat the same thing over
again.”
Connie has also displayed her work in the Minnesota State
Fair Fine Arts building, alongside famous watercolor artists! So
indeed, she is putting herself forth and exhibiting at every opportunity.
I had the honor of touring the famous attic where the
artists meet every third Saturday of the month. It was chilly thereabouts,
but I noticed 2 space heaters and a portable, fake fireplace, which she
told me, keeps the cold at bay. Over the winter, the group
takes frequent coffee and hot, hearty soup breaks to provide sustenance
to fuel their creative endeavors, as long as the spirit may move them.
The Attic Artists group is about 25 in number, and holds
all ages ranging from age 13 to nearly 80. It’s open to anyone interested
and has a low annual fee of $10, to help pay for the group’s newsletter.
In June through August, since the attic is too hot, the group paints outside
at various sites, with the inspiration of nature close at hand.
Connie and certain artists in the group sell note cards of printed
art for $3.50 each, and larger prints from $45 to $55 each. Framed prints
go for $85 and Connie’s original watercolors range from $200 to $1,000
per piece. The group includes landscape, pastel and portrait painters,
but your style can be of any range to join the group.
Thus, if you’re an individual, business, or corporation
looking for art to cover your walls, or you are looking to join a painting
group, contact Connie at www.cardartstudios.com
or conkaystpaul@yahoo.com..
This April, Connie’s latest watercolor work can be seen
in Metropolitan State’s Founders Hall, as part of the Women’s Staff and
Faculty Show. The reception will be held on April 9th, from 3 to 5 p.m.
Connie’s work will also be on display for the Gingerbread Show in Rochester,
MN; an arts and crafts event, whereby she will have a booth to sell her
wares.
And this upcoming October, the Attic Artists group will
be planning a month long exhibit called “journeys,” in conjunction with
the St. Paul art crawl. This event will have two receptions on October
8th and 9th, and will again be held in Founders Hall at our very own and
dear Metropolitan State University.
Holding
the Safety Net
By Jim McDonough, 6th District Ramsey
County Commissioner
The following is the second in a
series of articles on county government.
One of the primary missions and purposes for county government
is to protect the most vulnerable among us. Whether it’s abused or neglected
children, the elderly, physically or developmentally impaired or people
struggling with poverty. “The county” is frequently their first call for
help.
The Community Human Services Department (CHS) is
the agency within Ramsey County that is in charge of maintaining what is
most often referred to as the “safety net.” The safety net is made up many
services that serve to protect the vulnerable in our county.
CHS has the responsibility for:
Child protection, including the investigation of abuse
and neglect, provision of foster care for children out of their homes,
going to court for termination of parental rights and adoptions.
Mental health and chemical addiction services CHS staff work with local
schools, police and many others regarding mental health and addiction issues
with children and adults who may be, or become unsafe to themselves or
others without intervention.
Services for the elderly including investigation of vulnerable
adult reports, helping elders stay in their homes as long as possible and
a high-quality nursing home.
Economic assistance programs, formerly known as welfare,
the assistance can take the form of food stamps, cash, health care and
support for childcare. Additionally, CHS works with those who receive the
aid on welfare to work initiatives so the assistance solves short-term
crises rather than provide lifelong support.
Assistance for individuals with developmental disabilities,
primarily to enable them to thrive in the community.
Building a safety net in a place as populous as Ramsey
County is an enormous undertaking. The department services about
15% of county residents with one of these services each and every day.
The department staff represents roughly one-third of the county workforce.
Ramsey County CHS represents more than 45% of all County dollars spent
each year. Most of these dollars come from state and federal sources.
The state and federal governments set much of human service policy but
counties deliver the services. , Much of the funding goes directly
to individuals or to private sector providers of these Human Services.
The goal of Ramsey County, and the Human Services Department
in particular is to help people survive and thrive. It is not an
easy task. On any given day, children are abused and neglected, people
lose jobs and become homeless, drugs, alcohol and mental illness tear into
the fabric of our communities. It’s against that backdrop that our Community
Human Services staff intervene, counsel, support and try to provide people
in these very tough life situations with the tools to get back on their
feet.
There are a number of ways you can make a difference with
your community safety net. Ramsey County CHS is looking for volunteers
to support their work. There are literally dozens of different volunteer
opportunities in Human Services at all times. If you’d like to have a say
in Human Services policies beyond contacting your Commissioner the Citizens
Advisory Committee is often looking for volunteer members.
For Human Services Volunteering
opportunities please call: Mary Capuzzi at 651-266-4015. For the
Citizens Advisory Committee on Human Services Dawn Autenreith at 651-266-4423.
Reducing
sudden cardiac arrest deaths
Everyday, more that 600 Americans suffer sudden cardiac arrest,
which claims 250,000 lives a year in the U.S. alone. But now, easy to use
technology can put the power to save lives in the hands of ordinary people.
Sudden cardiac arrest (SCA) is not the same thing as a
hear attack, although a person suffering a heart attack has an increased
risk of SCA. While hear attacks occur when blood vessels clog and blood
supply is cut off from the heart, sudden cardiac arrest is actually an
electrical problem that causes the heart to stop beating properly.
When SCA happens, blood flow to the rest of the body stops.
The victim will typically be unconscious have no signs of circulation (e.g.
no pulse), and not be breathing. Unless the victim’s heart is shocked into
beating properly again, death is nearly certain. However, recent studies
have shown that up to 70 percent of people who suffer a witnessed incident
of sudden cardiac arrest can survive if a device called a defibrillator
is used within three minutes.
Defibrillation is the only known treatment for this condition
and automatic external defibrillators (AEDs) are the quickest and most
efficient way to reach individuals with this life-saving therapy.
Unlike defibrillators intended for use by health professionals
(and the ones most often seen on TV), AEDS are designed to allow nearly
anyone with a minimal amount of training to respond to emergencies, particularly
sudden cardiac arrest.
AEDs are about he size of a lunch box. With adhesive pads
that deliver a lifesaving pulse of electrical energy to the chest, interrupting
the abnormal rhythm and helping to restore the heart’s natural rhythm.
The devices are pre-programmed with the expertise needed
to analyze the heart’s electrical function. They also use voice prompts
and pictograms or screen display to instruct the user on how to operate
the device.
A wide variety of people in the U.S. and around the world
already use AEDs, including police and security officers, fire fighters,
athletic trainers, flight attendants and lifeguards. Newly developed
AEDs offer greater ease of uses and are designed to allow trained laypersons
to respond to cardiac emergencies virtually anywhere.
Training programs are very important though and only one
AED manufacturer offers a training program for home use. Medtronic
Physio-Control, creator of the first fully automatic external defibrillator,
offers the LIFEPAK® CR Plus Home solution along with a training program,
registration, maintenance, medical direction, 24-hour hotline and post
event counseling for family members. After completing a short (usually
four hours) training course that covers both AED use and cardiopulmonary
resuscitation (CPR), practically anyone can use an AED. When used properly
and with appropriate precautions, AEDs are simple to operate and poise
no risk to either the rescuer or the patient.
For more information on a defibrillator program for your
home, workplace or community, call Suzanne Boston from HealthGiant/Medtronic
at 612-419-4321 or email at sboston@healthgiant.com. For more information
on Sudden Cardiac Arrest and Heart Disease visit: www.americanheart.org
Working towards a Heart
Safe Community
Volunteering at the Marian Center
We are seeking caring individuals of all ages and groups to
spend some time with our Elders. Whether you have an hour or two, or several
hours of time you can donate per month, we’d love to hear from you. Here’s
what we currently have to offer:
Visiting or reading 1 to 1 with our Elders
Beauty Shop Helpers
Chapel Services Helpers
Recreation Programs Assistants for Arts and Crafts and/or Group Activities
Musical Entertainers (singers, play the piano or organ, or any musical
instrument)
Men’s Discussion Group Leader
Grocery Shopping Helper
And so much more!
Are you a High School student? You can get credit for
volunteering! Many schools require a number of hours in “Community Service”.
By volunteering at our facility, you will get extra credit, gain experience
in Senior Care, contribute to the community and have fun ... all at the
same time.
Volunteering is very rewarding to everyone of all ages
and opens opportunities you never dreamed of.
If you are interested in joining our wonderful team of
volunteers, please contact Robert Johnstone, Volunteer Services Coordinator
at (651) 793-2116.
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Fool me once,
shame on you.
Fool
me twice, shame on me.
Fool me thrice, and it must
be the
Dayton's Bluff
District Forum April
Fool's edition
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Recently remodeled Mounds Park Pavilion loses new roof
April 1, 2004 – The new roof on the Mounds Park pavilion looked
great. It was a perfect copy of the one it replaced. Too bad it’s
gone already. In what is being called a “structural malfunction”,
the roof went up, up and away when the first strong winds of March hit
it.
The contractor described it this way. “It was the
weirdest thing. One minute it was there, the next it was heading
south. In hindsight, we probably should have attached it to the brick
pillars instead of just setting it on top. But the architect assured
us that wasn’t necessary. He told us we could save a lot of money
and win the contract with a low bid by just placing the roof on the pillars.
Gravity would keep it in place. That worked fine until the heavy
snow melted off the roof and the winds got strong.”
When the architect (who prefers not to be identified for
legal reasons) was finally reached by phone in South America, he had this
to say. “I took Physics 101 and we studied all about gravity.
It’s what keeps things down. It’s too bad I didn’t take Physics 102.
Apparently there is something called aerodynamic lift that makes things
go up. Let this be a lesson to your readers, especially the children.
See kids, you’re never too old to learn something new.”
The airborne roof caused quite a stir. It
accounted for hundreds of UFO reports between St. Paul and Des Moines,
Iowa. Minnesota Air National Guard F-16 fighters were scrambled
to find out what it was. Scientists immediately began theorizing
on its origin. Opinions ranged from “swamp gas” and “temperature
inversions” to “alien spacecraft” and the “Goodyear blimp”. The first
pilot to make visual contact described it this way: “It looks like a flying
roof to me.”
Whatever it was, the military decided the best course
of action was to shoot first and ask questions later. The pilots
were ordered to bring it down as soon as it flew over an area where it
wouldn’t cause any damage, such as Iowa. They accomplished their
mission but by the time government investigators reached the crash site,
two tabloid newspapers, three religious cults and Geraldo Rivera were already
there proclaiming it to be “the Roswell of Iowa.”
There was a silver lining to this fiasco. NASA realized
that the pyramidal shape of the roof made an excellent “lifting body”.
It paid the City of St. Paul an undisclosed amount of money for the design,
which will be incorporated into the next generation of space shuttles.
The mayor would not say how much money was involved either, but did proclaim
that he no longer needed to push for a 3% tax on restaurants to pay for
a new downtown Twins stadium.
Is the Bluff ready for a makeover?
April 1, 2004 - Recently papers have been filled with stories
that thousands of Hmong in a Thai refugee camp may be moving to St. Paul.
But that is nothing compared to the breaking news that someone
famous (or
infamous) will soon become a Dayton’s Bluff resident.
Martha Stewart—yes THE Martha Stewart— will soon
leave her carefully ordered life and posh digs behind and start living
in this neighborhood. She will be checking into one of the overly numerous
halfway houses in District 4.
According to information uncovered by a top Forum
investigative reporter, Stewart will receive a suspended sentence if she
is willing and able to maintain residency here for at least three years
and to become involved in extensive community service.
The television celebrity was faced with going to prison
or living in Dayton’s Bluff. “It was a tough decision,” the domestic doyenne
remembered, “but at least in the halfway house I wouldn’t have to double
bunk. You know, it’s so difficult to find a room mate whose sense of style
is the same as mine.”
Stewart has already met one of her fellow
felons who will be her housemates. “He seemed like a very friendly young
man,” she said. “I’m not sure why he was incarcerated, but he must like
computer games, since he mentioned something about being a level three.”
There has also been a local Stewart-sighting. Two of the
staff of The Swede Hollow Café recall a blond woman concealed in
a scarf and sunglasses ordering a sweet roll one morning and suspect it
was Martha. “After eating,” one of them said, “the mysterious customer
rearranged some of our counter displays and suggested some new inexpensive
wall decorations.”
Stewart has apparently decided to make lemonade
from her huge lemon. She will continue dishing out advice during her stay
on the East Side and hopes that her efforts will be transmitted over the
St. Paul public television.
“Smart Living in Small Spaces” will be Martha’s look at
creative ways to make affordable housing attractive and comfortable. Among
her first suggestions will be finding attractive single sheets for cots,
use of miniature paintings for limited wall space, and using commodity
foods in a festive manner.
“It’s not all that difficult and certainly not expensive,”
admonished Martha the Maven. “A bean bag chair and a throw pillow
or two can add an important splash of color to an appalling apartment.”
The editor of this newspaper is also excited
about another aspect of the famed advice-giver’s future life in our community.
She has agreed to pen a monthly column for the Forum. No, it
won’t be on investment advice. But be prepared to open your next issue
and begin reading the new “Dayton’s Bluff Living—the Martha Stewart Way.”
Mounds Theatre ghosts upset by renovation
April 1, 2004 – The ghosts that have been living in the
Mounds Theatre for at least 60 years were disturbed by the recent renovation
project and demand restitution. At least that is what Madame Margo
Grimaldi, psychic advisor, spirit channeler and attorney at law, is claiming
in the lawsuit she is threatening to file on their behalf.
In what could be a groundbreaking legal case, Grimaldi
must first get a ruling on whether ghosts, or “nonliving Americans” as
she refers to them, are considered to be persons under the law. She
believes this is a Constitutional question that may have to be settled
by the Supreme Court.
“As everyone should know,” Grimaldi explains, “at the
time the Constitution was written, only about one out of every fifteen
persons in the United States was actually considered a person with full
rights under the law. The definition of a ‘person’ was slowly expanded
over the years until it now includes nearly all living
people. I think it is time to expand the definition even further
to also include the nonliving.”
Legal scholars point out that this is not a new idea.
Many lawyers have been previously called upon to represent dead people
but always declined, citing the legal doctrine of “Mortuus hominus teneo
nullus aurum.” (Roughly translated: ”Dead men have no money.”)
Grimaldi realizes the problems of collecting legal fees
from the nonliving so she is taking this case pro bono (Roughly translated:
“For the free publicity.”)
So what exactly are the ghosts’ complaints and what sort
of settlement are they seeking? Grimaldi is not prepared to release
this information just yet. However, she is planning a series of depositions
with the ghosts, or rather the nonliving Americans. These will be
held at the Mounds Theatre and will be open to the public. The cost is
$10 for adults, $8 for students and seniors, free for children under 5.
Grimaldi is also available for palm and tarot card readings, séances
and DWI cases.
Neighborhood
naming rights are up for sale to the highest bidder
April 1, 2004 -You’ve no doubt read about
some of the efforts at fund-raising being made by our cash strapped city
departments, such as allowing advertising and sole sponsorships at the
new Highland Golf Course, for example.
These earlier ideas pale in comparison with the latest
one just suggested by St. Paul’s department of Planning and Economic Development
(PED). The new proposal is to make money by letting companies buy the right
to name a neighborhood. It’s like getting paid to have our hockey arena
be called the Xcel Energy Center.
If this one works as planned, there will be plenty of money
for community councils and we won’t have to implement the new “sidewalk
fee” that is being discussed.
Several corporations have already agreed
to be part of the neighborhood re-naming program (NRP) and negotiations
are underway on the final financials. Great effort will be made to combine
the new trademarked epithets with the older historic designations—at least
for now. Here’s what we know so far.
Food and drink will be featured in the town’s midsection.
Each time you eat or drink one of the products, neighborhood recreation
centers will get a small donation. The Old North End area is being picked
up by General Foods and henceforth known as Uncle Ben’s Rice Street area,
while the area around Selby and Dale will be transformed into Summit Beer-University
Area. Central High School will soon be located in the Lexington-Hormel
Hamline Community.
Even though the technology industry has been hit with
reversals, they still have enough money to purchase two of St. Paul’s neighborhoods.
In the new Macintosh-Groveland Neighborhood, families will get a discount
on Apple computers and software.
Things will be changing in the community surrounding
Concord and Robert Streets when it is dubbed The Qwest Side. No big deal.
After all, how many people even know that the West Side-actually south
of downtown-gets its name from the fact that it is located on the West
Side of the Mississippi River?
Incidentally, some thought is being given
to selling naming rights to the section of the famed waterway that passes
through our city. Current front-runners include the Cargill Channel and
the Culligan Waterway.
Don’t fret. The East Side
will also be able to get in on this financial bonanza. An agreement has
already been worked out between the District One Community Council and
an important cereal empire. Look for the signs that will soon welcome you
to Kellogg’s Battle Creek Area. There’s even a chance that the southern
part of our district will become the Mounds Candy Park neighborhood.
The Target Corporation has its own plans for our neighborhood.
Sales have been declining in its department store division ever since it
changed the name of its local stores from Dayton’s to Marshall Fields.
This decline was in a large part due to losing the name recognition long
associated with Dayton’s Bluff.
Therefore it was announced last Tuesday that the Dayton’s
Bluff neighborhood would be officially changing its name to the Marshall
Field’s Fields. This announcement came as somewhat of a surprise
to many residents who weren’t expecting their neighborhood to suddenly
change names after almost 150 years. “It’s time we got with the times,”
declared new Dayton’s Bluff CEO T. Cassius Starbuckle. “To compete
in a global economy we need to be on the cutting edge and that includes
our moniker.” Starbuckle believes that by changing the neighborhood’s
name he will be able to increase it’s brand recognition on a national level
making it a more desirable place to live and increasing the revenue flow
by upwards of 35%.
“Marshall Field’s Fields says hip, it says happening,
it says here and now”, said Chaz Dick marketing manager of Dick and Weed
Advertising, the firm that was hired by Dayton’s Bluff to publicize the
name change. Dick adds that the new name went through rigorous market
research testing and an exhaustive nationwide audience taste test before
the new name was drafted and the change was finalized. “We tried
a variety of names but Marshall Fields Fields constantly tested best among
the 18-34 year-old demographic which is our target audience,” said Dick.
When Starbuckle is asked what effect the name change would
have on community identity, our new CEO pointed out that real community
identity is not about individuality but about being part of the group.
“And what better group to be a part of than the Marshall Fields organization
and its subsidiaries, ” Starbuckle explained that the name change is part
of a nationwide race to franchise the country’s neighborhoods under larger
multinational conglomerates neighborhood brands.
But what about neighborhood traditionalists and other
critics of the name change? “History is so…so yesterday,” answers
Dick, “we’re in the business of selling the future.” Starbuckle has
a simpler response for his critics, “Democracy is all well and good but
I’ve got a higher power to answer to. It’s called a board of directors.”
“Besides,” added Starbuckle, “when the Phalen neighborhood gets bought
out next year and changes it’s name to Wal-Mart City these ingrates will
be thanking me.”
Some visionary leaders are even suggesting that a fortune
could be gained by renaming the entire city. It’s already been done once
when we got rid of “Pig’s Eye.” And after all, there’s nothing sacred about
the name St. Paul, is there?
Buckthorn
supporters fight back
April 1, 2004 - They’re mad as heck and they aren’t going
to take it anymore. After watching the wanton destruction of buckthorn
by marauding mobs for the last two years, supporters of the plant have
banded together to form the Friends of Buckthorn (FOB).
As stated in the FOB Manifesto: “Wherever a buckthorn
plant is uprooted, we will be there planting a new one. Wherever
the noble name of buckthorn is maligned, we will be there to proclaim its
glory. Wherever buckthorn is being burned, we will be there to inhale
the smoke.”
FOB member Joanie Buckthornseed (not her real name) stated
that they have already mounted their first major offensive. FOB members
were busy all winter spreading buckthorn seed over the snow in parks and
yards throughout the city. According to Joanie, when spring arrives,
“buckthorn will sprout from the earth like plants sprouting from the earth.”
FOB points out that although buckthorn isn’t native to
Minnesota, it has been here for over 150 years, which according to their
literature “is more than a century.” They feel that buckthorn should
be granted immunity and allowed to live here in peaceful coexistence with
native plants. And if the native plants can’t compete, “well that’s
what natural selection and survival of the fittest is all about.”
Buckthorn branches make excellent walking sticks and an
expert carver can take large pieces of buckthorn wood and whittle them
down into smaller pieces. FOB also claims that “when properly processed,
buckthorn leaves have remarkable healing properties, can cure baldness
and could become an inexpensive alternative to gasoline.”
When asked to substantiate these claims, FOB refers all
questions to its website www.buckthornforever.com. The site was not
functioning as this article was being written.
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